Hey there pet store owner.
Oh, that? Yea, that's just a little bit of throw up.
Huh? You couldn't understand me?
Well, it's uh, just a little bit of, umm, throw up. (Insert head down in shame and bright red cheeks as everyone in the store turns to look.)
But I'm really sorry, I'll go clean BLAprojectilevomitalloversaidpetstoreownerHHH. Yeah, I'll get that one too. (Insert look of defeat and utter embarrassment--fortunately it was outside.)
Readers: What are your "You know you're pregnant when..." moments?
Disclaimer...I am not pregnant :)